FUCKING SPORTS, MAN.

If you know me, you know I hate sports. If we were EVER under a robot apocalyptic attack and it was my job to choose who we would sacrifice to the robots, I would choose all organized sports players WITHOUT A SECOND FUCKING THOUGHT. I literally would rather watch hours upon hours of crazy gay asshole licking fetish porn than watch one inning of baseball.

I know it’s just peoples’ preferences. I understand people think it’s exciting to watch this shit. I do not. I think watching sports is the most boring thing on the planet. Waste of my life.

These players get paid MILLIONS to play a game. TO PLAY A FUCKING GAME. Starving people in third world countries, millions of homeless people in the United States who have it WORSE than middle-class people in poor countries. And we’re paying these fuckers millions of dollars to play a game. Sometimes, not even that well. And it’s SAD because there’s nothing anybody can do about it. This money is coming from ticket sales and merchandising that other professions don’t have.

But trust me, if a hospital was ever selling tickets to watch a brain surgery, I’d be the first one in line! Those are people who deserve to get paid. People who save lives. Doctors, cops, firefighters, veterinarians. It’s sad that it doesn’t work that way.

Also, let me just add, people who are so FANATICAL about sports to go as far as saying something like “I put so much effort into cheering for this team and they’ve let me down” when their favorite team loses, make me absolutely sick. 

If you read this far, you’re probably procrastinating something. GO DO IT, WILL YA!?

#I HATE SPORTS OMG